"What Is A Mum?" Poem Tea Towel
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Description
We know no self respecting Mum should ever be caught drying dishes, but if she perhaps needs something to dry her cocktail or wine glass why not let her do it with a smile on her face? Bespoke Verse's witty "What is a Mum' poem - printed on a beautiful 100% cotton tea towel is an ideal gift to theme your Gift Basket for the most amazing woman in your life.
Wording reads:
A weaner & musher, a milky tooth brusher
A rocker & feeder, a storytime reader
A fairy cake baker & fancy dress maker
A wiper & washer & bad habit squasher
A dirty sheet changer, a room rearranger
A keen stain remover, a wielder of hoover
A peeler & cooker, appointment booker
A loyal defender & Christmas card sender
A playdate arranger, alerter of danger
A suitcase packer, a dishwasher stacker
A ‘be quiet’ hisser, a cuddly kisser
An early riser, a birthday surpriser
A list compiler, a proud parent smiler
A talented wrapper, a tireless clapper
A lavatory flusher, a praiser & gusher
A listening ear, a good refereer
A source of a fiver, a free taxi driver
A smoothie blender & broken heart mender
A consummate shopper, embarrassing bopper
A grocery bagger & homework nagger
That’s what makes a Mum!
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£12.00